An unknown, normal Irish fellow was at a party on new years eve 1999 and at the stroke of midnight was bitten by a radioactive Prawn that had been years gestating at the bottom of the Irish sea. He gained massive ,incredible unfathomable powers.

Some say he can run faster than the speed of light, but since no one has seen him do this it cannot be disputed. As he was not seen.

Some say the only person Chuck Norris fear is the Y2Kprawn.

Some think he is a Ninja, but Ninja’s themselves deny it for fear he might be in their midst, and listening.

Others say he just stays at home , drinks cheap wine and plays XBOX, perpetually annoying his girlfriend with another nonsence theory about the universe and messing with Twitter clients.
But what do they know.